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#2 Smart Alecky answers

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion
in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor,
I'll have a scotch and soda."

 

Just Realised Something About Me

Beware Guys & Girls

Like the Tune

Liked the Tune but is is an advertising programme

Funny Comic

Supreme Friendzone( only for age group of 18 and above)

Joke of the Month

A man wanted to buy his son a parrot as a birthday present.

The next day he went to the pet shop and saw

three identical parrots in a cage.

He asked the clerk, "how much for the parrot on the right?




The owner said it was Rs. 2500.

"Rs. 2500.", the man said. "Well what does he do?

"He knows how to use all of the functions of Microsoft Office 2000, responds the clerk.

"He can do all of your spreadsheets and type all of your letters."



The man then asked what the second parrot cost.

The clerk replied, Rs. 5000, but he not only knows Office 2000,

but is an expert computer programmer.



Finally, the man inquired about the cost of the last parrot.

The clerk replied, "Rs. 10,000."

Curious as to how a bird can cost Rs. 10,000, the man asked what this bird's specialty was.

The clerk replies, "Well to be honest I haven't seen him do anything.

But the other two call him "BOSS

 

 

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Joke of The Month

Kids too much :)

A boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had phoned in sick one day.


Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialled the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper.


"Hello?"

"Is your daddy home?" he asked.


"Yes," whispered the small voice.

"May I talk with him?"


The child whispered, "No."

Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your Mummy there?"


"Yes."


"May I talk with her?"

Again the small voice whispered, "No."


Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked,  "Is anybody else there?"


"Yes," whispered the child, "a policeman."


Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked,  "May I speak with the policeman?"

"No, he's busy", whispered the child.


"Busy doing what?"

"Talking to Mummy and Daddy and the Fireman," came the whispered answer.


Growing more worried as he heard what sounded like a helicopter through the earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, "What is that noise?"

"A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice.


"What is going on there?" demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.

Again, whispering, the child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper."


Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, "What are they searching for?"


Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle:


"ME."
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Just for Laughs

Smart Alecky answers

Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?
Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter?

Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.
Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.
Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.
Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?
Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.
Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

Taming of The Screw

Hello everyone..back in 2010...I get a chance to direct class drama for a inter class competition in my high school... It was quiet good experience...Although it wasn't me who got elected at first to direct..Well it was a long story...make it short..I voted for friend of mine and was against voting another guy who is bit showy and we had a lot of opinion arguments(not a violent one)..as I expected my friend won it..and the other guy became the story writer...but it doesn't last long because there was power tussle between them and it lead to re voting after 1 week.. Although i was in support of my friend, there was some misunderstanding about her character and the class was divided into two faction. In thought of being help of my friend, I stand in the election to split the votes to be in favour of my friend but end up winning it...So, there goes my hard days directing the drama and I successfully did it and managed to win the 1st prize.

So here I share the clips of them..althought the quality not good..and I will upload the script that I wrote when I found it..Have fun
        The drama competition theme was Shakespeare dramas and our title was
                                                         Taming Of The Screw ...