#2 Smart Alecky answers
A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion
in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor,
I'll have a scotch and soda."
in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor,
I'll have a scotch and soda."
