Santa standing below a tube light with a open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him:
"Today's dinner should be light !"
One Santa professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Santa jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!
On a romantic date Santas girl friend asks him:
"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"
He said:
"Sure ! What's your phone number?"
Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Santa.
He wrote:
"Due To Rain, No Match!"
What does a Santa do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Why can't Santas dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
Santa and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Santa: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
Santa at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Santa news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local
Santas have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.
Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
Santa goes to China to find meaning of friends last words.
It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
Santa was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Santa: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him:
"Today's dinner should be light !"
One Santa professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Santa jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!
On a romantic date Santas girl friend asks him:
"Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?"
He said:
"Sure ! What's your phone number?"
Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Santa.
He wrote:
"Due To Rain, No Match!"
What does a Santa do after taking a xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
Why can't Santas dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
Santa and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Santa: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10
Santa at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!
Santa news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab. Local
Santas have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.
Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says "Chin Yu Yan" and dies.
Santa goes to China to find meaning of friends last words.
It is "You are standing on the oxygen tube!"
Santa was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Santa: I am seeing how I look while sleeping.
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